He sits cornered in his cubicle He writes up reports for alpha males He stays quiet when they botch his name He eats lunch alone every day But then at five o'clock When he pulls of the lot He's a Toyota Corolla superstar He's a Toyota Corolla superstar In his rearview he can clearly see His supervisor in an SUV He swerves to cut him off Then brake checks his own boss He's a Toyota Corolla superstar He's a Toyota Corolla superstar The next day at the office A termination notice At home in the garage With the engine on In his Toyota Corolla In his Toyota Corolla He's a Toyota Corolla superstar He's a Toyota Corolla superstar