I got pretty good teeth I've got a smile underneath On a mission to please one and all 'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks Got a talent or two For getting out of a stew When they got me backed up to the wall 'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks Turn my face to the wall I don't belong here at all I'm any port in a squall It's a matter of fact I'm wrong side of the tracks I know what to say When conversation's in play I know the words to parlez at the ball But I'm from the wrong side of the tracks I read all the books I got a dose of good looks In a crisis I know who to call But I'm from the wrong side of the tracks Turn my face to the wall I don't belong here at all I'm any port in a squall It's a matter of fact I'm wrong side of the tracks I hear what you say And I'll be gone here today I booked a berth on a plane in the tail 'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks And I will send you a card Or telephone from afar To let you know when they put me in jail 'Cause I'm from the wrong side of the tracks Turn my face to the wall I don't belong here at all I'm any port in a squall It's a matter of fact I'm wrong side of the tracks