Make me a deal and make it straight All signed and sealed, I'll take it To Robert E. Lee, I'll show it I hope and pray he don't blow it, 'cause We've been around a long time Just try-try-tryin' to make the big time Take me on a roller coaster Take me for an airplane ride Take me for a six day wonder But don't you, don't you throw my pride aside besides What's real and make believe? Baby Jane's in Acapulco, we are flying down to Rio Flavors of the mountain streamline Midnight blue casino floors Dance the Cha-Cha through till sunrise Opens up exclusive doors, oh wow! Just like flamingoes look the same So me and you, just we two, got to search for something new Far beyond the pale horizon Some place near the desert strand And where my Studebaker takes me That's where I'll make my stand, but wait! Can't you see her Holzer mane? What's her name? Virginia Plain