Max Sharp was an aquanaut With the gills and fin Especially bred for the ocean bed Waterproof head and skin Going down to the submarine town 20 fathoms deep Whoever thought of man a-breathin' water I wonder if there's trouble with the bubbles when he sleeps Mermaids in underwater glades Playing with electric eels Deep sea shock of Davy Jones' Locker Rockin' from his head to his heels One was quite a dish but she was half a fish If only, he wished, she had legs I guess he saw her, hooked on Neptune's daughter Now they're expecting their first eggs Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na naaa na Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na na Max Sharp was an aquanaut With the fins and gills He swims where he pleases in the Seven Seas Jesus, what a thrill But the Navy boys with the sonar noise Sailing in the tubs of tin Got him with torpedoes in the back of his Speedos Holy Toledo, that was the end of him Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na naaa na Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na na Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na naaa na Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na na Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na naaa na Na na na-na na na na Na na-na na na