I read the news today, life's getting harder in every way Up in the sky saw a strange light, the aliens, they want to fight I phoned the local police, said "Mr. sheriff, help me please 'Cause this morning I found in my Bed a voodoo doll and a snake's head" Went to a doctor's pad, I said "lock me in, I'm getting mad" "The nuthouse is already full", told a nurse very beautiful I asked her to marry me 'cause it's getting very late, you see But she said no and she game me Instead a voodoo doll and a snake's head I turned to God and said "give me a sign before I'm dead" Same time postman knocked at my door and dropped a packet on the floor What in the world inside there might be, you're absolutely right I opened it and threw on my bed a voodoo doll and a snake's head An archaeologist digging sand in the midst Of a vast desert, a statue in his fist Another one came out, then I heard a shout Two things that made him drop dead There, a voodoo doll and a snake's head Hey there, pretty little girl going to school, the teachers' rule You must never forget this is what he said "At the class I'll teach you something you have not learned yet It's a devil's game called a voodoo doll and a snake's head" Crazy man, crazy man, where's your law, when will you understand? What you see it what you get, a voodoo doll and a snake's head