Well, I'm a customs officer, I take care of your safety In my uniform my duty I perform But when the weekend comes and my work is down I go bowling, that's where I get my fun Checkin' and a-bowlin' Checkin' and a-bowlin' That's all I do I'm a family man, I love my work, it's true From Monday to Friday I'm watching you But come Saturday night, I pick my shoes and bag Then I'm heading for the bowling track Checkin' and a-bowlin' Checkin' and a-bowlin' That's all I do Let's do a little shakin' now I found one day a very suspicious box "Bowling balls", it read on the top But when I opened it, it was full of hash That smuggler went straight to jail, I accepted no cash I'm a-checkin' and a-bowlin' Checkin' and a-bowlin' That's all I do I'm checkin' and a-bowlin' I'm checkin' and a-bowlin' And I'm bowling for you