Fungus, fungus Fungus on the toes Fungus, fungus Fungus in my nose Fungus, fungus Everybody knows Fungus, fungus Smelling like a rose Inhale the fumes into me Smell the fungus with so much glee Turn the lama blood into tea When I slander lamas, everybody agrees Inject it all to make the feet stronger Got a big foot and a big donger And it's only getting longer Shave her head and make her balder Rip it off, reveal the goods Wipe out the lamas for good Lock those stockings in the woods Kick them out of the neighborhood You stockings are scaly like Zhaums Fly over the Sockia, dropping bombs Kill the stocking baddies, kill the moms Fake Subold plaque, yours is bronze! Fungus, fungus Fungus on the toes Fungus, fungus Fungus in my nose Fungus, fungus Everybody knows Fungus, fungus Smelling like a rose Fungus! Fungus! Fungus! Fungus!