Now
This is where our little fable
Takes an exciting turn
We'll speed you through the highlights
We begin around eight PM
Go!
A toast
To the groom, on the eve of his weddin'
From his best man
A toast!
I'd like that!
Maybe we should start you off with a child's portion
My friend
Where I come from, we have spirits named specifically
For the tough urbanite who navigates a daily concrete battleground
Perhaps you've heard of something called a Cosmopolitan?
Well, then
We have underestimated you once again!
Wow! Wow, that is so strong
It could raise five kids on a teacher's salary
What's in this?
Well
Corn
We're talkin' corn
Just as sure as the day that you were born
In the even -
Stop! Then, around eight oh five -
Go!
I think this might be my last one for the night, fellas
Stop!
Around eight oh eight. Go!
Gordy! Gordy! Gordy! Gordy! Gord-
Stop!
Around eight fifteen. Go!
Tell us about where you're from
Tampa
If you can't afford Orlando or Atlanta
Medicare, Metamucil and Mylanta
Will always feel like home to me in Tam -
Stop! By eight thirty, go!
Whoa, yeah Gordy! Whoa
Hey this is my song! I love it!
Somebody will
Whoa
Stop! Eight thirty-two. Go!
Really big!
Stop! Mm-mm, mm-mm. Eight forty. Go!
My family doesn't believe in me
Growin' up, my parents moved around a lot
Sure, I always found them
But it was hard
I never had any friends
Not what I'd call real friends
Well, you do now
I do now?
Yeah!
Friends, my old friends
Something together!
Stop! Then, around eight forty-five
Maizy, Lulu, and her liquor all landed
Go!
Here come the women and the woman of the world
Stop!
And suddenly, the plot
Like the whiskey
Thickened. Go!
Hey
I'm not OK