Your sweet little face Your platinum hair The two of us in pictures, what a glorious pair If you wonder how I'd like to be addressed Christina, darling Call me your Mommie Dearest Keep only one gift The one you like the best Christina, darling Call me your Mommie Dearest I'll always beat you, swimming laps Because I'm that much faster And make you eat ground meat to show I care Vitamins! But if you ever question Why I adopted you I 100%, without a doubt, positively, certainly, did not do it for the press How's this angle fellas? Christina, darling Call me your Mommie Dearest!