My teacher told me I should never tell a lie Because a lie will bring your troubles sure as pie (but I like pie!) Its an awful thing to do And it's true as true is true, You'll get caught and then you'll start to cry, You'll have a horrid painful pounding in your head, And you will feel your face get hot and turn bright red, Then your heart will start to thump, In your throat you'll get a lump, And you'll feel so bad you'll wish that you could lie right down and die, You're much better off to never tell a lie. Not even sometimes. Remember, never never tell a lie (Don't lie)