Kid: I wanna go on a mission so baaad. (Dun dun duh...) Dad: So where do you wanna go on your mission? Kid: I think.California? Dad: Why California? Kid: Because.it's sort of a cheerful place. Dad: Do you know where California is? Kid: Sorta. Under Utah... a little? I know where Maine is. Dad: So who do you wanna take with you on your mission? Kid: Um.my bunny and my puppy. They're my stuffed animals. I hope they call me on a mission, when I have grown a foot or two. I hope by then I will be ready. Dad: So what do missionaries do? Kid: Pretty much just teach people... about the gospel. I hope that I can share the gospel With those who want to know the truth. I want to be a missionary (missionary) To teach and preach and work As missionaries do. (Teach as missionaries do, preach as missionaries do, work...) Dad: How are you going to know what to say? Kid: Um.Heavenly Father will tell me What to teach and what they need to know. Dad: Did your Uncle have a good time on his mission? Kid: Well... i think he didn't have a great time at the Brazil mission Because he had to eat fish, Eating their teeth, eyeballs, and bones. And that's it