Hey Sixi3 can we get ready for Passover?
What, what, what, what.
(Chad gad, chad gad, chad gadya!)
Changing my pots and pans
Gotta have Manischevitz for my prophet
I've got haggadahs, looking for the chametz
We'll be munching matzah
Changing my pots and pans
Gotta have Manischevitz for my prophet
I've got haggadahs, looking for the chametz
We'll be munching matzah
Ha, now walk into the house, I'm feelin' like a big shot
I'm so pumped up getting ready for the Pe-sach
Unpacking the dishes just as soon as we de-leaven-ate
People like,
"Man, that's a real nice Seder plate"
Cleanin up, sweepin up, chumetz out, matzah in
Checkin' with a feather and a candle for the leavenin
In just a couple days, gonna have a big feast
Briscuit, liver, lamb, chicken, wine,
And the bread of our affliction
Yeast
But this matzah's 99 cents!
Frogs and pestilence, blood, locusts, lice or gnats, no none of that
Drippin' some wine out for the Pharaoh cuz his junior had to perish
Crossin' seas, splittin seas, splittin rocks, no trees
In the desert, forty years.
We're cleanin', leanin', ready, set, mealin'
Next year in Jerusalem, next year in Jerusalem
Nah, for real, ask El Al, can you fly me to Israel?
Shalom, shalom, my seder lovin' fellows.
Bread rise? Ain't nobody got time for that! (Let's go)
Said Moses to Pharaoh, oh let my people go
So we can sing this song, and eat matzah eight days long
Said Moses to Pharaoh, oh let my people go
So we can sing this song, and eat matzah eight days long
Changing my pots and pans
Gotta have Manischevitz for my prophet
I've got haggadahs, looking for the chametz
We'll be munching matzah
Changing my pots and pans
Gotta have Manischevitz for my prophet
I've got haggadahs, looking for the chametz
We'll be munching matzah
Guys guys wait a second
Why are we doing this song?
There is so many better songs we can be singing
I remember when music used to be good
And used to stand for something and mean something
You know like back in the good old days
Matzah Brei Brei Brei
I need a Kosher bite
The seder was on Monday night
And these leftovers don't smell right
It's Pesach, come on
I'd love something to eat
Made from unleavened wheat
So, let's turn on that heat
I'm ready for schmaltz
I know that I can't take no more
Unleavened dry
I want to see what eggs are for, matzah brei brei brei
It's the yummy part of bein' a Jew
Bubbie used to make it and I'll make it too
Don't be lazy, get some oil and fry
Matzah brei brei brei
Don't really wanna make gebruchts
I just want a little of that soggy stuff
Ain't no pastry, but it makes me fly,
Matzah brei brei brei
Wait a minute when you said the good old days
I thought you meant the real classics
Here's what I'm talking about
Jews all over the word, avoid bran
Even if you love grains, love grains
Jews all over the world, no leaven
Be above grains, above grains
Well our ancestors had no time to let their dough rise
'Cause God took us out of Egypt, to Israel too
And on top of that, He also gave us Torah
And that's why we sing "dayenu"
Jews all over the word, avoid bran
Even if you love grains, love grains
Jews all over the world, no leaven
Be above grains, above grains
Don't let it rise...