The plane took off on schedule from La
Guardia on a bright clear sunny summers day.
What the cheerful trio they appeared to be.
They were off the ground, westward bound to the Athiest convention in la.
Peter was a lawyer from Manhattan, Mohammad soldiers causing sheep's at bay, and Howard practiced dentistry in Woodmere with the clouds below they were on the go, to the Athiest convention in La.
I'm so glad that we'll be staying at the Hilton, I can't wait to spend the day in Disneyland, did you hear this year they're letting in agnostics, the convention should be absolutely grand.
There will be speeches that will ponder our existence.
Religious (?) will come on a fierce attack.
That we were once (?) was our motto and that big bang not a theory but a fact.
Peter ordered white wine with his dinner.
Howard and Mohammad asked for gin.
There was a chossid in the next row eating kosher.
Could he be so naive to really still believe that someone up there is watching over him?
Suddenly there was a big explosion, everyone began to scream and whale.
The plane was in a spin and losing altitude, Peter cried "
Mercy father", Mohammad "
Spare me alah" and in Hebrew, Howard cried "
Shema Yisroel!"
I'm so glad that we'll be staying at the Hilton, I can't wait to spend the day in Disneyland, did you hear this year they're letting in agnostics, the convention should be absolutely grand.
There will be speeches that will ponder our existence.
Religious (?) will come under a fierce attack.
That we were once (?) was our motto and that big bang's not a theory but a fact.
Just before that final awful impact, while everyone was sure that they would die.
Somehow, somewhy the engines came back to life again.
Just a few yards from the trees, with what seemed to be great ease, the pilot flew the plane back to the sky.
Everyone gave thanks to G-d in Heaven, "
It was a miracle that saved us from this day!" The chossid turned and asked the trio with a smile " with your true colors showing, will you three still be going to the Athiest convention in la?"
Peter's now a priest in Cincinnati, Mohamad built a mosk in Santa Fe.
And Howard still a dentist out in Woodmere, but now they call him Chaimel, and on Shabbos, he wears a streimel because their very faith ignited while flying on united to the Athiest convention in La.