Please please please don't arrest me
Don't you know I got an ounce of hash in my dashboard
Officer don't test me
It's getting harder to care
When everyone's so unaware
You waste your time with drinks
I waste my time with my thinks
But oh no
You've got to follow the rules
Created off intellect by people no smarter than common fools
Blowin' that smoke in my face
So now you've solved up your case
But oh no
I think I'd rather be a hippie
Than a drunk who beats his family slammin' beers and gettin grippy
But you got no time for my plea
So don't mind the sight of my ass as I flee
Please please please don't arrest me
Don't you know I got an ounce of hash in my dashboard
Officer don't test me
It's getting better I swear
But it makes it hard to bear
When we can plainly see
This shit is not banned in D.C.
But oh no
The federal beats the state
It's more confusing than the fuckin' gun control debate
When your rights are infringed upon
You ain't got no leg to stand on
The black and white is pure insane
I tried to do what's right but I don't want to be detained
No wonder people run from police all the time
You get the same fine for a zip or a dime
Please please please don't arrest me
Don't you know I got an ounce of hash in my dashboard
Officer don't test me
And what we're trying to say
Is everyone has their own way
To make it through the lovin' day to day
But after all of this time
And all of my words
You won't listen to a word I say
Please please please don't arrest me
Don't you know I got an ounce of hash in my dashboard
Officer don't test me