It's early, it's late We're playing with fate We've given we've given we've given it all Halfway up we go and twice as far we fall We've Googled and froogled and inveigled and wheedled We've mingled and sidled and played the second fiddle So now, tell us, tell us, tell us * Who do we have sex with? Who do we have sex with? We've tried all the other stuff Hope the bed is big enough Who do we have sex with? Who do we have sex with? If we push, we're pushy And if we're chill we're lazy We work, work, work and we make 'em all friends When they pick up their phones they sell us dead ends All our buddies think we've gone from 'what da' to agenda And our long suffering families want to put us in the blender So now, tell us, tell us, tell us They're all in bed Pillow talk will get you ahead Sing the same songs But it's not your nicely rounded diphthongs That get the gongs...