Staring at the ceiling from that couch, he said "You're gonna waste away If you don't get your fill Won't mince my words You need a change from beat-a-root Find a good woman, anything more substantial You need to sink your teeth right in" There she was, pretty as a pitcher Quench my thirst, I love this see food diet Almond eyes, love me tenderloin And lips that barely have to move To scream let's try it She was my best friend How could i've had her for dinner She was my best friend How could i've had her for dinner Till she said, turn on the hear until i simmer When it was time to make my move She sighed, "slow down boy, don't rush in Ease into my groove" Slid out of her clothes, smiled a bon appetit Right in the raw, good enough to eat Condensed chocolate cup creamed As i reached above a spare rib The cauldron boiled over Now my favourite part Marinated, unconsummated, i popped her in Slammed on the lid Tonight baby, its a-la-carte She was my best friend How could i've had her for dinner She was my best friend How could i've had her for dinner Till she said... My very best friend How could i've had her for dinner Oh my best friend How could i've had her for dinner Till she said, "right upto boil until i simmer"