I was sixteen when I posted my first video
Had dreams of writing hits and going viral
But the higher you get, the lower they go
I wish someone had told me that's how it goes
'Cause oh no, here come the trolls
But thirteen years, a billion views, and a million comments later
Not a single thing has changed, still saying the same things
I bet you think I'm bad, fat, a skinny little rat
That I'm trash, oh yeah, well I've heard all of that before
If you don't have something nice to say, then at least be creative
There's a hundred thousand words in the English language
But you're still just saying, "I hate you"
(Hate you, hate you, hate you) hate you, yeah
She got those itty-bitty titties, her singing is pretty-icky
I don't know how anybody's still watching your sh- videos
Those are just honorable mentions
Whoever told you you could sing, I'm sorry honey, they lied
I only subscribed so then I could unsubscribe, yeah
Bye
Thirteen years, a billion views, and a million comments later
By now I can read your mind, 'cause I've heard every line
I bet you think I suck, I'm too much, a dirty little s-
That I'm just yuck, I think I've heard enough
If you don't have something nice to say
Then you could leave a comment
But you know, then I'll just write another song and
Thank you, hmm
I bet it makes you mad that I'm not even sad
That in fact all your trash is currently making me cash
I have to hope that this hate comment song will be my last
But if you ever find you change your mind
And you think of switching sides
That's alright, you can join the Mad-fam