Oh, Lord. Anybody see my trial, grieve for I. Why, Lord? I was badly beaten, found by loved ones. Battered by an irate husband Searching for a man that wasn't I. When we reach the court, we gone inside The Hounour, Justice, shall preside Over this place. The trial shall begin. Your Honour I was in the closet minding I and I own business. Your Honour It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances. He claim seh I touch 'im wife Which is a wicked and awful lie. Mi two han' did occupy Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right. Mi han' dem was occupy Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right. Dear Judge, Can dis court accept my story from mi heart. Why, Judge? If by chance yuh don't believe this tale Ask im wife she will not fail To agree I was a better man than he. Just in case she refuse to answer Ask the maid downstairs, Agatha She'll only be glad to testify for me. Your Honour I was in the closet minding I and I own business. Your Honour It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances. He claim seh I touch 'im wife Which is a wicked and aweful lie. Mi two han' did occupy Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right. Mi han' dem was occupy Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right. Dear Corporal, As yuh lock me in dis prison, pray for I. Please, Corporal, Please don't leave me hear to wonder Why di court has made dis blunder Grabbed me for a crime dat wasn't dere. Corporal, When yoh gwine to send mi dinner Send yuh mother or yuh sister One more day of dis, I cannot bear. Your Honour I was in the closet minding I and I own business. Your Honour It was a complete stranger causing these disturbances. He claim seh I touch 'im wife Which is a wicked and awful lie. Mi two han' did occupy Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right. Mi han' dem was occupy Mi shirt in mi lef' an' mi pants in mi right.