I 'll be damned doing business with you Man the shit you put me through Hidden faults want my money back Now if you please get her off my back Right away Should have known momma told me so Impatient boy We 've been there before She told me so But she 's no pride if she 's no joy 'N what is the use of having a toy? Screw the delay We played a while I chose the game But then it 's always the same It 's defective God knows Find out Almost surreal How it grows, man But the again Mom had checked "She couldn't have babies yet" Don't understand I am an old man No time to loose You know as well, you don't always choose Father father did I ever turn you down I supported half of this town I 'm broke It won't heal Just imagine How do I feel It's defective God knows Find out Almost surreal How it grows, man But the again Mom had checked "She couldn't have babies yet" Have mercy father, I never turned you down All my brothers standin' in line She 's sweet It's not the point But she 's useless She 's not effective She 's defective