(Michael Moran, Marcella Detroit) He hurts himself now To spare the others the sensation They bombed the underground 'Cause someone had a revelation In a panic at 6 a.m. Mental masturbation I'm doing the best i can To resist the temptation, uh ah, Beam me up to the basement Because it's all a bit above my station I'm just tryin' to do this Without medication... A hundred million galaxies And a new incurable infection Don't forget in a few years time You'll be witnessing a resurrection Beam me up to the basement Because it's all a bit above my station I'm just trying to do this Without medication... Now it's all on my screen in color I'm an etch-a-sketchin' ouija board mother Best to hand the controls over I picked a bad time to be clean and sober... Beam me up to the basement Because it's all a bit above my station I'm just trying to do this Without medication...