Santa Claus! Well, Santa Claus, where have you been? I've been waiting so long just to let you in. I want a brand new car (hey) A twangy guitar (hey) A cute little honey (hey) Lots of money. Santa Claus, won't you tell me please? Is there something for me under my Christmas tree? But you keep sayin': "Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'." Whaaaaah! Well, Santa Claus, what you got on your back? Is there something for me inside your sack? Yeah! I want a brand new car (hey) A twangy guitar (hey) A cute little honey (hey) Lots of money. Santa Claus, won't you tell me please? Is there something for me under my Christmas tree? Yeah, but you keep sayin': "Nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin'." Oh, baby! I get nothin' for Christmas. You know what I really want? (Recitation)