I see it I get it I promise you I do Your mom walked out on you When you were only two You've grown up believing That this country is a bore Your a dad three times And your only twenty four The Christians on the radio They act like your're scum Self righteous congressmen They bastard each and every one I don't read the bible But I try to love you man Every flaw and violent act I think I understand But your dogs Your dogs What's fun about those The tat on your neck and the ring through your nose The weed, the jump through the violent pornography Don't think you want to be just a little more like me I still have hopes You can join our community More of us than you But we welcome the diversity You're not quite trash like the other neighbors say If you want to challenge stereotypes then join the P.T.A. At night when your pitbulls are scaring our children My wife, I'll be honest here, wants me to shoot them Sometimes I bet my fantasy is fun But your dogs Your dogs What's fun about those The tat on your neck and the ring through your nose The weed the jump through the violent pornography Don't you think you want to be just a little more like me But that's only at night when I'm not really thinking And your listening to Metallica in your backyard drinking The rest of the time I think we get along fine I've never judged you I'm a live and let live guy But your dogs Your dogs What's fun about those The tat on your neck and the ring through your nose The weed the jump through the violent pornography Don't think you want to be just a little more like me