Radio There once was man, he as young but old, He lived in an apartment on the seventh floor To amuse himself he'd put on the radio, There was nothing else but the radio And there was no one else but the radio Thirty odd years since he's seen his kid He never married as old as he is To amuse himself he would put on the radio There was nothing else but the radio There was no one else, but the radio And in his head, he had family and he had friends, He had friends and in his head, he had someone just for pretend (pause), But instead his friends was a radio And all his friends was a radio Silence broke out in the studio When a man rang the channel - said he need to know, Why everyone is so obsessed with making love All I ever wanted was someone to know All I ever needed was someone to hold There was nothing but the radio There was none else but the radio