I am literally about to explain to you every song ever now Slow intro The music is quiet and the first verse begins Then the chorus, When everything kicks back in, catchy, catchy, yeah, yeah, yeah Then a bridge that starts to build to a crescendo and Right when you think it's about to punch... everything stops Give me something different That's pretty much every song ever now Um, dude, can I ask you something while you're here? What kind of music do you like? I love everything except for country Woah (Yeah) You are doing it wrong Hey yo, DJ, come with the riddim. (Let's just keep on dancin) Freeze (I'm gon keep on dancing) I try not to turn on the radio often, but when I do, I feel very sad for humanity, my future children, And the soul, or the lack thereof, of the music industry But it's not even like it'd be that hard to fix music. All you have to do is change these 7 things and all the music would Be awesome. Number 1: Everybody talkin riddim man but all it is is dubstep What does this even mean Goin bringing back dubstep