Chorus: Well, I'm one hundred percent, not 99 and nine tenths Hundred percent pure fool I wasn't very good at fractions back in school But I know what I am, I'm one hundred percent pure fool I guess I wasn't thinkin', guess I lost my head I stayed out a drinkin' while you were home in bed You were makin' coffee when I came stumblin' in And it's painfully clear I've been a perfect fool again Repeat Chorus Strung out honky-tonkin', a foolish man it seems Leaving you at home, dear, alone with just your dreams You could take me back and forgive me if you can But I won't blame you for leaving, 'cause you know just what I am Repeat Chorus