Ooh, when I was a little boy, only one or two First thing I did enjoy was a plate of barbecue Barbecue, sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold big red Barbecue makes old ones feel young Barbecue make everybody someone If you're feelin' puny, you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat, eat some barbecue Now there was once this girl I knew, she treated me so mean I offered her my barbecue, she licked my platter clean Barbecue, sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold big red Barbecue makes old ones feel young Barbecue make everybody someone If you're feelin' puny, you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat, eat some barbecue Now don't give me no broccoli or any Swiss fondue Baby, if you want to rock me, give me good ole barbecue Barbecue, sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold big red Barbecue makes old ones feel young Barbecue make everybody someone If you're feelin' puny, you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat, eat some barbecue Don't send me to Heaven, it ain't where I should go 'Cause the Devil's got a charcoal pit and a good fire down below Barbecue, sliced beef and bread Ribs and sausage and a cold big red Barbecue makes old ones feel young Barbecue make everybody someone If you're feelin' puny, you don't know what to do Treat yourself to some meat, let your feet hit the street Find a good place to eat, get some barbecue