10000 chinese walk into a bar Order upa beer The barman says, its funny you know We don? t get many Chinese in here I don? t know if i got it right maybe no one knows Its just a joke i heard one night And that? s the way it goes I ll have one Grab a chair and stay all night Make yourself at home I may be wrong but that? s alright I am not alone A little man in this little town He wears a lot of hats He always out tom cattin around Hes? got a thing for cats I aint seen him with a cat So aint really sure But listen close cause when he talks Sometimes you hear him purr There aint a cure Grab a chair and stay all night Make yourself at home I may be wrong but that? s alright I am not alone Another man he loved duct tape He made a duct tape suit And he had duct tape from the top of his hat To the heel of his cowboy boot And when he died they buried him Down in that cold cold ground And they stuff him in that pine box boy And then they taped him down I was out of town Grab a chair and stay all night Make yourself at home I may be wrong but that? s alright I am not alone And then there was this Irishman Who, uh, stayed drunk all time Im sorry friend i screwed that up I told you the punch line Anyway i got to split There just about to close But ill be back tomorrow night Cause that the way it goes Yeah that? s the way it goes