Thirty-one days my fingers feel like rain This jail was built on cracklins and cocaine Policemen knocked me down and then charged me With smokin' and inciting vagrancy Yes he did yes he did Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins Butterercup bloomin' in the badlands Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses Hospital kiss all the nurses I got to find some weed and some wine I have just got to find some trouble sometime Them Navasota troopers ran me down Escorted me right out of town For cherry pickin' squirrels and feedin' dogs And dreamin' of Jamaica in a fog Yes I did yes I did Chicken sneezed eatin' my cracklins Butterercup bloomin' in the badlands Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses Hospital kiss all the nurses I got to find some weed and some wine I have just got to find some trouble sometime Them Mississippi state police chased me Pascagoula all the way to Metarie I robbed a federal bank with a rack of ribs A jar of sauce some white bread and a bib Yes I did yes I did Chicken sneezed eatin my cracklins Butterercup bloomin' in the badlands Kaboom kaboom piss on the curses Hospital kiss all the nurses I got to find some weed and some wine I have just got to find some trouble sometime I was eatin' cracklins as the Feds were closin' in They watched the water as my car went rollin' in The dragged the river and notified my next of kin But brother pigs do fly and so can a man When he's full of fried pork skins