There could be a blue kazoo, a pair of ruby shoes A silky new, fetching red kimono A Pakistani rug, an Elvis Presley mug Or The Very Best of Perry Como There could be a handsome blonde, a Harry Potter wand Or little strips to help you quit snoring An anti-aging cream, a healthy self-esteem Waiting there for you on Christmas morning Then again, in light of life s uncertainties You may not find a single one of these But guaranteed, underneath that tree Will be a brand new day begun The ones who love you, the turning earth And a great big shining sun A big old shining sun You might like a better job, a diamond ring from Bob A cabin place on Lake Okoboji You may pray to be released, or for Middle Eastern peace Or a sword of light, like Obi-Wan Kenobi And you can bring your list to Santa on your knees All he s going to say is we will see But guaranteed, underneath that tree Will be a brand new day begun The ones who love you, the turning earth And a great big shining sun A big old shining sun And if that s all you get for Christmas In spite of all your wishes You might hang your head and then go back to bed Or you might discover instead That when you wake and see the day And on the earth, you read your name And cut the gold ribbons around it You still might be surprised, and even realize That you got everything you wanted When you see, underneath that tree Another brand new day begun The ones who love you, the turning earth And a great big shining sun A big old shining sun That giant fireball, the biggest ornament of all Hung in the sky on Christmas Morning