When I was a young boy Mama said to me Son it s time you learned some Responsibility Your dirty clothes need cleaning, your bed needs to be made About that time, I found out about my happy place My happy place is laid back My happy place is fun My happy place doesn't have any chores that are waiting to be done When I don t want to be here I go there instead Anytime, because my happy place is In my head Boss called me to his office For my annual review Said I could use a more enthusiastic attitude It was then that he noticed The blank look on my face I was already chillin out in my happy place My happy place has cable My favorite bands play there for free And there are no bosses there evaluating me When the truth is stupid and reality is lame I just take a time-out in the break room in my brain I m thinking of expanding Maybe doubling my space Putting on a big addition To my happy place Maybe adding insulation For keeping out the din Because the way that things are going I think I ll be moving in You can take what life gives you You can make the most of it, as they say You can try to be a better person If you want to live that way When life gives you lemons Go ahead, make lemonade I ll make rum and cokes and whiskey sevens In my happy place