Who's the one Who can tell the time by looking at the sun Who's the one who Won't stop until tomorrow's work is done Whose mother and whose father got it on To grace us with their fair and righteous spawn Our hands shall raise Our mouths proclaim Today's the day Today's the day Life is short And we like to watch you play it like a sport Life is hard But you handle it just like an Italian car Your father nailed your mother all night long She dreamed of you and tried to make him come Your mother rode your father like a horse And knew your precious life would take its course Our hands shall raise Our mouths proclaim Today's the day Today's the day