People talk by talking
I'm tired of the stories that you always tell
Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
You're the largest liar that was ever created
You and Pinnocio are probably related
That's a lie
Hey, that's me playing harmonica
You're a liar
Yeah, and I wrote this song too
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie
Really I did, LL Cool Jay was over my house
You're a liar
He heard me humming it
He said, "Hey, that sounds good"
You lie about the things you've lied about
You even lied to your aunt when you went down South
You lied and a bodybuilder kicked your butt
If you was in Egypt, you'd lie to King Tut
That's a lie
Just one glass of wine with dinner, officer
You're a liar
Ahh, L.A., what a great place
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie
No mom, I'm not on drugs
You're a liar
Of course I love you
My father said, "Now son never tattle, never lie"
But I think he should have followed some of his own advice
I thought I'd own the world when I turned 21
Well, that's the last line 'cause now the song is done
That's a lie
Over budget? Us?
You're a liar
Hey, we should have lunch
Lie, lie, lie, that's a lie
It won't hurt, believe me
You're a liar
I won't come in your mouth
That's a lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
That's a lie