Straight out of bed I smashed my head On a bookshelf Such an early hour I tripped in the shower On a bar Of soap Having trouble with my tights I concede to make things right Such a mess Almost choked on my toothbrush Much too much Such a mess The night cut my finger The pain seems to linger, A bloody mess I fall back to my face There was no sign of grace In the hallway Swaggered up and on through trauma I just missed it goddamn-a I start working I slipped on a leaf There's no end to this grief I keep walking (One more day to call with warning) Nosebleeds, headbumps, broken noses Bruises and cotton strings, Nosebleeds, and headbumps, and broken noses Bruises and cotton strings and cuts (Pa pa paa paa pa pa) Straight out of bed I smashed my head Such an early hour, I slipped in the shower The night cut my finger The pain seems to linger (One more day to call with warning) Nosebleeds, headbumps, broken noses Bruises and cotton strings, Nosebleeds, and headbumps, and broken noses Bruises and cotton strings and cuts