This one's a big link up you know
Opposite sides of the world
UK to OZ
Herzeloyde and Tophe
Literally sending it round the globe
I'm so tired of neeks I might need to sleep
Feet up kick back like FIFA Street
Then Herzeloyde sent me the neatest beat
That I felt in my chest like a Jesus piece
It made me go nuts like a Reese's Piece
Went straight in the cut like TCP
I know what's at stake not a piece of meat
Like Britney; they all want a piece of me
Try get away so I stay out of sight
I walk in the pub where the plates are blue and white
Then I order my usual
Three plates of halloumi fries and a pint
I'm alright
I know bare of the locals and they all say hi
I might end up here all night
Yeah I'm a social guy
Then I go outside and a man said
How do I do that?
'Cause I've got waves in my hair no durag
I said I pull up at shows on my own
And when I touch down make the crowds go too mad
Man said how do I do that?
'Cause I've got waves in my hair no durag
I told him I was born with it
Like the ability to do that
I said you might need the military to do that
If you want to take shots at Toffee
If you want to take shots at Toph
If you want to take shots at Tophe
(Hahaha)
It's Tophe not Toffee
I want a slice of the pie no banoffee
Light the mic like Bossman then I'm offy
For a bottle of wine from bossman in the offy
It's Tophe not Toph
Hop on the mic and I'll blow your socks off
Hop on the mic make the rave pop off
Yeah I hop on the mic get the rave locked off
It's Tophe not Toph
I'm not that blind chick from Avatar
But I still make the ground split
When I spat a bar
When I'm on the mic it's like
Quick get the camera
'Cause when I spit that's
Madder flavours than Japanese Kit Kats
Fresher than Tic Tacs
I'm trying to plan it
So the growth's organic
Like Green & Blacks
'Til I'm seeing plaques
Not the ones on your teeth if you're eating that
They'll have to get pulled
Like decks that are being jacked
When the DJ's feeling that