They say you blink and then you miss it You try to kiss it, But piss it all away Three decades searching for the knowledge Twelve years of college Still don't know what to say Now I'm sitting in a boardroom of deluded future ghosts Striking up a deal between the parasite and host Can't win with half a heart not in it The other half has been bit By a snake with no scales who'll Swallow up half the earth and then his tail I left my heart in Mevagissey Don't think it missed me Down in the cuckoo spit My kiss tastes like despair and Dr Pepper What could be better Lord knows "I'm Lovin' It" You crushed the bird in hand and burnt the Two left in the bush Squeezing at the teat 'til there's no limit left to push Got 5 gold stars for good behaviour Here comes my saviour Soaring in on jingo wings, god bless the Floods he brings The masters of my house are calling And I can hear them all the time It's what a thousand hands were scrawling Cold fingers trying to remind me What with my mind and teeth decaying I find it hard to concentrate Tell me which rules are worth obeying Cold strip lights don't illuminate me