Spent the weekend in a city way out west Have you seen that girl she looks like a mess You should be careful I wasn't careful Things got ridiculous Just a few more drinks and she became... No Ordinary Ordinand Woke me up like a bottle to the back of my head There's a priest Lying next to me in my bed It's not funny She wasn't funny I was laughing as I hit the ground Bouncers came over to kick us out No Ordinary Ordinand Pull back the red curtain I've got something to confess And she's not a terrible person But this is a bloody mess She wore a crucifix around her neck "Are you religious" "A little bit" She Said Don't give your number I gave my number I hope I never get a text Make sure you never cross No Ordinary Ordinand Pull back the red curtain I've got something to confess And she's not a terrible person But this is a bloody mess