I can't relax missing cracks on the pavement Butterflies and heart palpitations Fast stopping and I'm looking in the window I'm looking rough, but my hair's looking slick though I'm nothing like my online persona What if she hates me, maybe I should phone her I'm backing out now she's walking over She says hello and I'll say hello then Then I go and open my stupid mouth Say something foolish Then I go and feel myself up with doubts Like, Why did I do this? I can't relax feeling gaps just to make a sound Telling jokes and anecdotes walking through the town We got to know each other for a long time She's got a lizard and a black belt in karate She's nothing like her online persona I think she raised me, I wanna get to know her Conversating what your screw was playing Then I interrupted a story you were saying Then I go and open my stupid mouth Say something foolish Then I go and fill myself up with doubts Like, Why did I do this? Then I go and open my stupid mouth And say something foolish Then I go and fill myself up with doubts Like, Why did I do this? Why why why why why why why why did I do this?