Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oi We met outside the Sainsbury's local On the high street quarter to four We had a chat about dental hygiene She said prevention is better than cure Walking up the hill Making conversation It was going well Until she asked the question Would you like to play tennis with me? I said yeah maybe and I hoped she wouldn't see that I'm Too shy for tennis Too shy for tennis I'm not ready for that (We've only just met) Too shy for tennis How do I end this? Convеrsation quick snap Anyway We went to watch an action thriller At thе the local picture house We got the bus to the entertainment complex I can't remember what we talked about When the film was done it was still quite early So we took a walk up to the bowling alley Where she said do you want to go bowling with me? I said I've got a bad shoulder it's just too risky But I'm Too shy for bowling Too shy for bowling Too self conscious for that (I'm sorry) Too shy for bowling Her eyes were rolling Well I guess that is that