I got my arms around your waist And I think its a waste of time And I've never seen your face in real life And I'd almost rather do shit all Then sit around and watch some shows I know you like your TV shows I know you like your TV shows In my car with the windows up And when your all coked out You don't feel like making out I know you like my t-shirt washed You know I like your t-shirt off And when I'm black out drunk And when your out of touch Do you really want to be that girl? U got my hound dogs at the gate And I'm not going to let em of leash Until your make that beast go away And I'd really rather make no sense Then talk about it logically I know you like celebrities I know you like smoking weed In your room where you get me off And when your on the rag Being sober just ain't what it used to be