Stranded, I've been grounded
The one time I did nothin' wrong
And I've never been so bored
That's why I'm singin' this here song
I've lost morale, miss my best pal
I long to ride my pig on the freeway
(Brother, I don't think that was ever allowed)
It's not time to go out
Must keep my children occupied
If only they published
An Endless Lockdown Parents' Guide
No outdoor tasks without our masks
We wash our hands until they're dry as hay
(And I never used to wash my hands)
Feelin' just a bit stir-crazy
Not the best at bein' lazy
What's today?
My brain's gone hazy
(It's Monday)
(Maybe Thursday?)
Ohh
This is a declaration
No
We can't stand isolation
Kids always nagging
Video chat's lagging
Sat so long, I broke my tailbone
We're going mad, 'cause we are stuck at home
(Family, we may be lookin' at this wrong)
With all this separation
We're stuck inside for quite a bit
It's not time to go out
But we can make the best of it
Just read a book or learn to cook
Set up an epic maze of dominoes
(Hm, well, when you put it that way)
No more fits and whining
I get to watch so much TV
We'll find the silver lining
Like throwin' my own dance party
Let's make some art, bake a fruit tart
Nobody cares if I do not wear clothes
(Uh, Cricket, you still have to wear clothes)
(Aw, man)
Ohh
This is a declaration
Yeah
We'll get through isolation
This won't last forever
We're in this together
We'll fight through the highs
And the lows
We'll do our part
Don't mind, we're stuck at home
(Alright, song's over)
(Clothes are comin' off)
(Cricket)