Well, if Heaven is a hotel with no checkout time And Hell is just a motel with smoking rooms Can I get an estimation when to book my destination? So sick of waiting for my skin to prune Yes I am, I'm just so sick And honestly I take either vacancy for a nonbeliever A single bed is all I need Seems I'll never marry or give a woman a child to carry One is enough mouth to feed Yes, it is, one is enough Oh, I fear the between of now and my day of dyin' Don't believe it when anybody says They been doin' fine So I guess I'm doin' fine ♪ An early flight or fall The fights' just too close to call Guess I'll have to see it through Stayin' or goin', there's just no way of knowin' So I went whichever way the wind blew Yes, I did, I went whichever way Boys, if Heaven is a hotel with no checkout time And Hell is just a motel with smoking rooms Can I get an estimation when to book my destination? I'm so sick of waiting for my skin to prune Yes, I am, I'm just so sick Oh, I fear the between of now and my day of dyin' Don't believe it when anybody says They've been doin' fine So I guess I'm doin' fine