Please welcome the rap battle finals!
On the left side, nasi Padang
On the right side, Corona
My-my-my name is Corona, I'm the perfect virus
Spreading faster than a song by Miley Cyrus
I'm stopping you all from crossing the border
My ultimate goal is to be causing disorder
Well, I'm the opposite of you, I'm just here to be nice
You're just an ugly flu, while I'm the best food with rice
You tried to hurt me with your stay-home syndrome
But the Gojek? They can eat me from their home
I'm splitting the people, I'm just making them fight
While I'm gathering people and I make them unite
People eating together make some top-notch friends
While you're forcing people to binge-watch Friends
Enough Netflix and HBO
I just want to go out with my girl and my bro
But please stay home, folks, erase this virus
All the healthcare people, let them inspire us
Don't listen to him, you'll make the R-level low
I just want to spread like cancer, I need to grow
And if you need to sneeze, don't use your elbow
Help me spread the disease, don't stay home and spread love
We are the Wuhan clan with a long-term plan
Distorting your lives with an airport ban
I came from a bat, I'm the new Batman
So what do you think? Still want to eat with your hand?
Well, maybe you're making us slightly put back
But do your best 'cause we'll be back on track
I promise we're not gonna hit the sack
'Cause I fill my kobokan with antibac
Boom
Who won? Give your votes!