It is a mystery that I am still here
My friends tell me to leave you alone
You are not the man you said you were
I guess that's just how the story goes
Not the first one in history to fall
For such an idiot like you
Not the last one in history to feel
That maybe I have been a fool in love
Just a fool in love
When he says
Oh my darling take it easy
Give me time
Maybe you get a diamond
Oh my darling
You are so precious
Not a sidebitch
I just want to touch you
Wait wait wait now
He says
Wait and see
But it has been two years already
And he ain't gonna marry me
No no
Uh uh uh
He ain't gonna marry me
Uh uh uh
We have been living sucasa on the coast
Getting high drinking Portuguese wine
Everything that I see here is beautiful
But nothing is truly mine
So excuse me if I seem paranoid
You love me like you love your car
I guess no matter how far we drive
It is always gonna be just me and my guitar
Not the first one in history to fall
For such an idiot like you
Not the last one in history to feel
Maybe I am a fool in love
Just a fool in love
When he says
Oh my darling take it easy
Give me time
Maybe you will get a diamond
Oh my darling
You are so precious
Not a sidebitch
I just want to touch you
Wait wait wait now
Wait and see
It has been two years already
And he ain't gonna marry me
Wait wait wait now
Wait and see
It has been five years already
And he ain't gonna marry me
He says
Wait wait wait now
Wait and see
It has been 50 years
And he ain't gonna marry me
He ain't gonna marry me
He ain't gonna marry me