When Im not fucking all I wanna do is fuck
And get the hell outta there after I bust a nut
Because I aint one for permanent attachment
Girls wonder where the dick that was in their snatch went
I'll be out the door and you wont see me for a week
Until I crave the attention of a butt naked freak
River city girls are shitty now they all scoff me
I do not have the time to take you all out to coffee
Just trying to be honest with ya
You can call me motherfucker til I get the picture
Cap me slap me dis in a rap me
You can call me motherfucker thatll make me happy
Just trying to be honest with ya
You can call me (motherfucker)
Till I get the picture
Just trying to be honest with ya
You can call me (motherfucker)
Till I get the picture
I've got more energy and fuel to sell than a Duracell battery factory
And it keeps coming back to me
I'll blast ya cause I'm faster
With a richer double carburettor fuel injected mixture
In the house like a fixture is where I am
My wit is quicker than the cars at the pro-am
High on dust Ive been buzzing for days
This is the ninth time Ive had a line today
I'll take two steps backwards and one step forward
(Drugs are bad) but you've got to adore them
I'm soaring so bad I've got vertigo
The rhymes are are idiotic but they never sound pathetic
Though I'm like an elephant because I never forget
Im a genius trapped in the body of a dickhead
I'll surgically remove the bullshit youre attached to
Take your own words and use them back against you
You just called me motherfucker if I heard correctly
In a lame attempt to try and disrespect me
If you call me motherfucker I dont get upset
I'll just ask around till I've found your mums address
And believe me I will call
Just trying to be honest with ya
You can call me *motherfucker*
Till I get the picture
Just trying to be honest with ya
You can call me *motherfucker*
Till I get the picture
So very sorry