I am a pizza (I am a pizza) With extra cheese (With extra cheese) From tomatoes (From tomatoes) Sauce is squeezed (Sauce is squeezed) Onions and mushrooms (Onions and mushrooms) Oregano (Oregano) I am a pizza Please take me home Oh, I am a pizza (I am a pizza) With pepperoni (With pepperoni) No anchovies (No anchovies) Or phony bologna (Or phony bologna) I am a pizza (I am a pizza) Ordered by phone (Ordered by phone) I am a pizza Please take me home Now in French Je suis une pizza (Je suis une pizza) Avec du fromage (Avec du fromage) Beaucoup de sauce (Beaucoup de sauce) Des tomatoes (Des tomatoes) Des oignons, des champignons (Des oignons, des champignons) Epices melangees (Epices melangees) Je suis une pizza Prete a manger Oh, I am a pizza (I am a pizza) Peppers on top (Peppers on top) Out of the oven (Out of the oven) Into the box (Into the box) Into the car and (Into the car and) Upside down (Upside down) I am a pizza Dropped on the ground Oh, no I was a pizza (I was a pizza) I was the best (I was the best) I was a pizza Now I'm a mess