Do it myself, I can do it myself That's the only way to get the job done right Do it myself, I can do it myself Stay in your chair, and stay out of my sight! I started out badly, but I know I'll improve, You'll only improve, if you sit and don't move! You don't know the ropes, your sea legs aren't great... And as a first mate, you're pretty second rate! Can I help with- (No!) What if I tie the- (No!) I'll try to fix the- (No!) You'll only break my flow I can probably swab the- (No) Or help raise the- (No) It's a complicated boat, it must handled by a pro! Do it myself, I can do it myself Two hands on deck, and those hands are mine! Do it myself, I can do it myself I'm a solitary sailor on the foamy brine Do it myself, I can do it myself It's a one-man ship, and a one man show Do it myself, I can do it myself The rainbow is calling, and it's time to go!