Now when you're feeling crook Don't you be a sook I'll tell you what to do It's very good for you Roll your eyes, stretch your neck Scratch your head, tap your chin Beat your chest, wriggle your bottom Tickle your toes, kiss the back of your neck Now when you're feeling tense Just use your common sense Or borrow some of mine And you'll soon be feeling fine When you're feeling rotten There's something you've forgotten So here's some good advice And you'll soon be feeling nice