Don't give me no bible To put my face in Because I'll eat the pages up Just to clear an indigestion Cause I gave the word a shot And then the devil brought me pot And the two of us Really hit it off Don't tell me it's vital To know the son of Mary I Don't need no soul revival I think I'd rather just be buried They say the end is coming soon But then again, it's only noon And none of us Have really much to lose Ooh, I'll be damned Ooh, I'll be damned Seems every preacher Is just some business ambassador Combs his hair like a greaser And pisses dogma out a catheter They always say they know it well To heed their words or go to hell But none of it Is ringing any bells Ooh, I'll be damned Ooh, I'll be damned Ooh