I'd like to welcome one and all
This is my game show, who the next contestant?
Wanna press your luck?
Step right up and test your might
It's more exam than testers specify what kinda test?
I'll testify, they tryna test my nut
I'd rather not flex and bust
To have an effect but fuck, I guess I must
Y'all 'bout to catch a rush
Looking perplexed as fuck
Some of you would prefer I kept it clean
But nevertheless, I cuss
You'll never get next to us
Your flow and your record are both collecting dust
I know I get a couple check like Russ
But never getting my respect like what?
Yo, step it up, I'm
Aiming it well when I'm done and I'm heated
They couldn't tell if I'm coming or leaving
Like David Chapelle in a couple of seasons
I take 'em to hell, I'ma summon a demon
Play with yourself in a dungeon or cell
And I'm making 'em yell like a fucking rebellion
Music you makin' is stuck on the shelf
And you praying they buy it but nothing is selling
Love it or leave it, you made him a villain
Coming to eat 'em, I rank in a million
I spin a reviewer, the paper I'm pealin'
A minute or two, I be making a killing
Making a present from out of your organs
You're facing your death, I'm 'bout to record it
Pay for the press, I know how to support it
Whatever you thinkin' you thought was important
It's ordinary, if you tortoise hare me
You'll be buried inside of a mortuary
The pen is mighty, but the sword'll carry
Causing genocide inside a war, declare me
The Imperial Menace and Morbid Aries
I'm terrifying, the sort of scary
To clarify, I'ma border every summer
I'm a Taurus tearing through your torriterry
Torriterry? Torriterry?
Territory, very gory
Canadians know when I'm very sorry
Make American Pie with a cherry for me
I'ma leave one alive that'll share the story
On some Mickey and Mallory and my Kato produce it
I'm eating, I'm getting my calories, sense a fatality
If mama there listening in to the shit then they proud of me
Which of you doubted me?
You, her, him? Are you kidding?
I'm 'bout to be upper echelon
I'm bending my boundary
Boy, you tripping, you don't think that they scouted me
Right as we speak
Somewhere out in the crowd when I'm riding the beat
Looking at me thinking I was a geek
Why? 'Cause my skin is whiter than my teeth
I am an energizer, an elite
Homie, I'm never dying in defeat
So if you jeopardizing what I eat
You either step aside or get the cleats
Whoever said that I was at my peak
I am electrifying at the least
My rhyming weaponize when I release it
I got 'em all petrified, I'm 'bout to preach, yo
Stop playing with me y'all, I want to see you move it (Move it)
If you don't start the movement soon
I'm 'bout to stop the music (Stop)
I got you on the spot now, I am an opportunist
Too many acting hard like I didn't make it, pop, I got to prove it
I had to do it
All of my Colorado people dabbing to it
Shatter rappers into bits
Then crumble 'em down and use 'em to wax a Buick
I wax poetically, pattern, and proving you lacking and tap into it
U-B-I am under bad influence
I'm in support of universal basic income
Upbeat initiatives, upper brow insanity, uninhibited bitches
I'm a undisputed bully, instigator
Usher business in utter brilliant ideas
Unaffected by ignorance
You wanna try it, y'all like united by impotence
Or unbridled belligerent idiots under big imprints
Uneducated blokes invoke unrest, branding innocents
Unusual bigots icing undocumented immigrants
Whoops!
I missed a B, but I damn sure didn't miss a beat
This that fucking one nobody skips you got to hit repeat
Fuck you thought it was, bruh?
That's why they stop me in the streets
Copy what I jot then re-release
But at least I got my game show