I throw my tongue on a rusty nail 'Cause I'm a silver tongued devil with a silver tongued tail I learned cursive in Babylon, I knew I was this way all along Little Suzie with a toile bâton She throws it up in the air but it didn't come down Little Suzie gonna throw a fit Oh, little Suzie gonna get hit, yeah-yeah Ooh, ooh Only if you can say Well, only if you can say What can you say? Ay-ay-ay-ayy My mama was a lonely maid She got her buns in the oven then she never got laid My daddy was a renaissance man He sailed away off on a ship, oh, goddamn I put my hand in the frying pan I put the oil in the skillet and I fry my hand I pull the books from my motherland I pull them out with a burning hand Ooh, ooh Only if you can say Well, only if you can say What can you say? Ay-ay-ay-ayy Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Ay-ay-ay-ayy I put my hand in the frying pan I put the oil in the skillet and I fry my hand I did the best that I could The best that I could The best that I could The best that I could The best that I could